Chili Patch U.S.A.
204 San Felipe NW (Old Town), Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104
 Have your order ready and call toll free: 1.800.458.0646
 Or, fax your order to: 505.883.1996/505.242.9835
 E-mail: Chili Patch U.S.A.
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  Name Rating Price Quantity
1 A Mother A F N Hot Sauce (Naughty) 9 $6.95
2 Asbirin 7 $6.95
3 Ass In Hell 10 $6.95
4 Backfire 8 $6.95
5 Batch #114 Pain Is Good 9 $9.95
6 Bayou Butt Burner 7 $6.95
7 Bayou Viagra 8 $7.95
8 Bee Sting (Honey/Habanero) 7 $6.95
9 Biker Bitch (Naughty) 6 $7.95
10 Biker Trash 6 $6.95
11 Blow it Out Your Ass (Naughty) 7 $9.95
12 BombLadin 7 $6.95
13 Brain Damage w/Brain on Top 10 $7.95
14 Buttplug Relief 8 $6.95
15 Chile Addict Revenge 10+ (Local) $6.95
16 Chile Classic Habanero 8 $5.95
17 Chile Classic Jalapeno 6 $5.95
18 Chile Today Hot Tamale 6 $6.95
19 Cholula 5oz. 7 $5.95
20 Cholula 12oz. 7 $9.95
21 Crapper Johns 8 $6.95
22 Da Bomb Ground Zero 10++ $12.95
23 Dave’s Hurtin’ Habanero 8 $6.95
24 Dave’s Insanity 10+ $6.95
25 Dick Head (Naughty) 7 $6.95
26 Don’t Be A Chicken Sh_t (Naughty) 8 $7.95
27 Endorphin Rush 10 $6.95
28 Great B_W_L’s of Fire (Naughty) 10 $7.95
29 Harry's Lime Time Marinade 5 $7.95
30 Harry's Peach Party Marinade 5 $7.95
31 Heinie Hurtin’ Hot Sauce 7 $6.95
32 Holy Chipotle 8 (Local) $9.95
33 Holy Shit (Naughty) 8 $8.95
34 Holy Smokes 8 (Local) $6.95
35 Hemerroid Helper Hot Sauce 10 $6.95
36 Honey,Where Da Hell is My Hot Sauce 7 $6.95
37 Hot As SH_T (Naughty) 10 $11.95
38 Hot Licks (Naughty) 7 $6.95
39 Hot N’ Horny (Naughty) 7 $6.95
40 Hot Sauce from Hell 8 $6.95
41 Hot Splash 8 (Local) $4.95
42 Hottest F_ _ _ing Sauce (Naughty) 10+ $11.95
43 I Went To N.M. & All I Got .... 6 $3.95
44 “I Am We Todd Did” 6 $6.95
45 Idiot Boyz 9 $6.95
46 Hotsy Totsy (Naughty) 8 $6.95
47 Kiss Your Ass Goodbye 9 $7.95
48 Larry’s Hot Pussy Juice (Naughty) 9 $7.95
49 Liquid Ax 10+ $8.95
50 Liquid Stoopid 7 $6.95
51 Mad Dog Inferno 10 $6.95
52 Mad Dog Liquid Fire 6 $6.95
53 Mad Dog Revenge (1 Million Scoville Units) 10++++ $12.95
54 Marie Sharp's Beleize Heat Hot Sauce 9 $6.95
55 Marie Sharp’s Fiery 8 $6.95
56 Marie Sharp’s Green 9 $6.95
57 Marie Sharp’s Hot 8 $6.95
58 Mean Green Mother F_ _ _er (Naughty) 6 $6.95
59 Melinda's Original 7 $4.95
60 Melinda’s Garlic 6 $4.95
61 Milagro Ha Chiwawa 9 (Local) $5.95
62 Mountain Man Flame Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce 10+ $6.95
63 Mountain Man Roasted Corn Garlic Chipotle 7 $6.95
64 New Mexico Roadkill 8 $6.95
65 No Shit This Is Hot 10 $11.95
66 North Of The Border Red Jalapeno 7 (Local) $5.95
67 Nuckin’ Futs (Naughty) 10 $9.95
68 Pain 85% 8 $6.95
69 Pain 95% Hot Sauce 9 $6.95
70 Pain 100% 10+ $6.95
71 Panola Clearly Hot Sauce 3 $6.95
72 Poots 7 $6.95
73 Possible Side Effects 10+++ $11.95
74 Professor Phart Pndrs Colon Cleaner Elixer 8 $8.00 $6.95
75 Psycho Bitch “PMS in a Bottle” 7 $8.95
76 Queen Of Farts Hot Sauce 7 $7.95
77 Rectal Rocket Fuel 9 $6.95
78 Santa Fe Chili Co. Green Chili Hot Sauce 7 (local) $6.95
79 Santa Fe Chili Co. Habanero Hot Sauce 7 (local) $6.95
80 Santa Fe Ole’ - 3 Pepper Sauce 6 (Local) $5.95
81 Scorned Woman 8 $6.95
82 Screamin’ Rasta w/Dreadlocks 7 $8.95
83 Screamin’ Rasta w/Dreadlocks 7 $6.95
84 See Dick Burn 9 $5.95
85 Sir Fartalot 8 $6.95
86 Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally#1 6 $7.95
87 Smokin’ Oranges Hot Sauce 7 (Local) $6.95
88 So Hot (Naughty) 8 $6.95
89 Squirt “No Pain,No Pleasure” 8 $6.95
90 Submission Hot Sauce (Naughty) 10 $9.95
91 Suck’N Duck (Naughty) 10 $7.95
92 Sweet Hot (Naughty) 6 $6.95
93 Thermo Nuclear Meltdown Red 10 (Local) $5.95
94 Thermo Nuclear Meltdown Green 10 (Local) $5.95
95 Toad Sweat (sweet hot dessert sauce) 8 $5.95
96 Trailer Trash Hot Sauce 7 $6.95
97 Tres Hermanos 7 $5.95
98 Two Flaming Arrows 8 (Local) $6.95
99 Vicious Viper 10+ $8.95
100 War Party Hot Sauce 8 (Local) $7.95
101 Wet Fart 7 $6.95
102 Widow 10+ $7.95
103 Zia Fire 9 (Local) $5.95
104 Zen Passion 9 (Local) $5.95

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Chili Patch U.S.A.
204 San Felipe NW (Old Town), Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104
 Have your order ready and call toll free: 1.800.458.0646
 Or, fax your order to: 505.883.1996/505.242.9835
 E-mail: Chili Patch U.S.A.
 "We Ship Anywhere"
 Ask us about hot pepper sauce recipes.

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